Read up! The new Vicky Secret coffeetable book Supermodel Obsession has been newly minted. Because obviously you have a lot more to obsess over supermodels then just looking at them in undies. You wanna read about them, right??
Supermodel Obsession stars Adriana Lima, and Doutzen Kroes who I've never heard of but she's pretty. Awww.
Here's Adriana Lima unveiling the Biofit Uplift in NYC this week. Pay attention this could change your life or at least how comfortable it is. The Biofit Uplift - which has actually been unveiled before and were right there to report on it - is a fine piece of science. Like we reported before the Biolift is pretty amazing because, not only does it hold boobs, but does it in a way "that feels custom-made just for your shape and cup-size." And it does it through science. You see, not every girl is the same. As Victoria's Secret can explain: "If you don't have the same cup size, why would you have the same padding? Each cup size has unique shape and padding to feel custom-made just for you."
F'n heavy.
 Fatback: Adriana Lima will be a virgin no more.
Collgehumor: How you hold hands says ALOT about your relationship.
Yeeeah: Boob grabbing with Lindsay Lohan.
Dlisted: Sarah Larson, Clooney's ex girl, getting down for Christian Audigier.
Seriouslyomg: Best rap song ever.
POTP: Pamela Anderson has moved back in with Tommy Lee.
Agentbedhead: Kate Moss's hair extentions are falling out all over the place.
Bitten: Some Hooter's girl whos sleeping with Mario Lopez.
Adriana Lima and I have something in common! We both love her!
I wanna cuddle up to that magazine and squeeze it like my Jessica Simpson Crazy Daisy doll. Three cylinders!
So here's Adriana at the GQ party for the mag. I really wanted to put up pictures of the guys posing with Adriana but, seriously, they were the ugliest people I've ever seen in my life. Like if the elephant man put on a suit, and had a couple brothers, that's who was hanging with Lima. But we're nice here so enough. Enough! Cheers and love, cheers and love!
So this is probably the best video I've ever seen in my life. Well Gleaming The Cube is probably the best video ever. But this one's cool to! Here's Adriana Lima, naked, on some awesome beach. And that song rocks! Except the little noise - you know the one. Oh yeah, check out the pics from this shoot HERE.
Traveling with Adriana Lima is a butt load of work. Keep in mind you're vacation is going to be sexless. Adriana is in the new GQ talking about what guys need to do to date her, in case you really care and think one day you're might have a shot. So here's Adriana:
When we’re traveling together for the first time, we sleep in different rooms. That’s the number one thing. And you should plan the whole trip. Buy the ticket, get the car to the airport, organize everything so I don’t have to think about it. And yes, carry my bags. I don’t travel light, either—at least two bags. Always. But if you say, “Oh, I’m going to fly you to Paris for the weekend,” or something like that, make sure we know each other well first. I’m not going to fly a million miles with somebody I don’t know.
I have similar rules for girls who want to vacation with me. We don't have separate rooms because we're going to be sleeping on my buddies couch. But we can share! It's cool!
 The Biofit Uplift holds boobs! Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova unveiled the new Biofit today in LA. The Biofit is actually super interesting. It's the "bra that feels custom-made just for your shape and cup-size." Whoa. You can choose from padded uplift, slightly padded uplift, shaping uplift, contouring uplift or subtle uplift.
Holy shit!
If I had to guess I'd say both Adriana and Karolina are sporting the shaping uplift, for C cups. But don't take my word on it. Study!
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 Adriana Lima, virgin, has been named the third sexiest model in the world by Models.com. The list is updated about monthly because that shit changes quick. Have you seen Adriana after lunch? Ew. And wait till she loses her virginity. Bomb.
AdRRRRiana somehow lost to Heidi Klum and Gisele Bundchen. Here's what they say:
This smouldering beauty is a major triple threat with big bonanza contracts for Maybelline, Victoria's Secret and Telecom Italia Mobile (think "the Verizon of Italy"). And have you seen her turn in the new Pirelli calender by Demarchelier? She is the definition of exquisite!
Telecom Italia Mobile! That shit's gold, unlike the AT&T of Italy, which is dirt. Here's Adriana in Mexico on Friday.
DailyStab: Adriana Lima, who's a virgin BTW, lit up the Victoria's Secret afterparty.
Dlisted: Unlike Michael K, I'm going with Kate Moss over Liv Tyler. Sorry.
Oh Ala Mode: Some chick with a cool necklace in Spain.
Celebwarship: I still think Posh is the hottest Spice Girl. I'm stickin' to it!
Wendy: Amy Winehouse's tour manager quit. The drugs.
POTP: Dude, Lindsay Lohan's 13-year-old sister looks like a hot 30-year-old news anchor. WTF?
Bitten: How the fuck does Fabio get all these chicks!
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