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Amy Winehouse's "Comeback": The Craptastic Video!

Submitted by Eddie on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 03:12.




Amy Winehouse's 'comeback' show this weekend in St. Lucia lacked what is known to most people as "quality." Basically it sucked ass. People booed. Her reps insist "the heavens opened" (rain), and her shotty performance was completely beyond control.

Here's a video of the show. A show, where mid-way into her set, Wino told the audience that she was "kinda board."

No way!


Amy Winehouse won't be playing Coachella

Submitted by Eddie on Mon, 03/09/2009 - 09:24.
Amy Winehouse won't be playing Coachella

Dlisted: There's already enough people whining about the Coachella line up. Now Amy Winehouse won't be playing, because the government said so.

Starpulse: James Hetfield is in the hospital!

Holymoly: ZZ Top is awesome. And guess which one has the last name of Beard?

Starpulse: Britney Spears makes vagina jokes in concert.


There's Always Time To Appriciate Art

Submitted by Eddie on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 14:40.
There's Always Time To Appriciate Art

Dlisted: What happened to Amy Winehouse?

Yeeeah: Megan Fox is getting married.

Seriouslyomg: Overdose!!

Collegecandy: Porn stars teach girls how to do it.

POTP: Miley Cyrus snaps.

Chaos: Miranda Kerr goes to the beach.

 


Wino Still Likes Her Drinks

Submitted by Eddie on Fri, 09/26/2008 - 13:52.
Wino Still Likes Her Drinks

Popbytes: Amy Winehouse is still a drunk. But at least she can sing!

LARagmag: Simon Cowell has a really nice house.

Seriouslyomg: Kid Rock tortures girls.

POTP: Timberlake and Biel making out in an alley.

Yeeeah: Britney Spears naked.. for art!

WIMB: Shenae Grimes sucks it!

Bitten: Some guy on Survivor.. died!

Agent: Katy Perry talks girl love.


That's Amore

Submitted by Eddie on Tue, 09/16/2008 - 09:34.
That's Amore

Amy Winehouse's locked up husband, Blake, sent her a lovely picture from prison. And obviously she posted it on her Facebook page.

And who says romance is dead?!?!?

 


Shit Man It's A Party!

Submitted by Eddie on Wed, 09/10/2008 - 01:19.
Shit Man It's A Party!

WIMB: Amy Winehouse drunk? Nah...

Yeeeah: Howard Stern is auctioning off some girls virginity.

Seriouslyomg: Nsync is coming back. Lame!

POTP: Jessica Simpson is knocked up?

Agent: Pete Doherty didn't really OD this most recent time.

Gabby: Miley Cyrus kissed a girl.

DRW: Lindsay Lohan has saggy boobies to.


"She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash"

Submitted by Eddie on Tue, 09/02/2008 - 11:48.
"She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash"

Two! That's the number of times Amy Winehouse has overdosed this year. The first time was after taking cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth. Her second overdose is even more freightening. You kinda expect someone to overdose from all those drugs listed above. But not smoking weed. A shitload of weed! A 'pal' said it first. Here's what the 'pal' says:

“She had smoked an inhuman amount of hash which resulted in acute cannabis poisoning. You have to take a shitload of pot to suffer that severe a reaction."

“It’s thought she had been smoking it for 36 hours."

“Amy’s fits were as bad as the convulsions she had during her overdose in August last year. No one has mentioned her meth use before – but that stuff is truly nasty."

And turns out a weed overdose is actually pretty bad. It probably gave her some serious brain damage, according to this supposed friend:

“She is in need of years of psychiatry and medical treatment if she has a hope.”

Well, yeah. I think that's probably a given.


"Not everyone can say they've been hit by Amy Winehouse"

Submitted by Eddie on Mon, 06/30/2008 - 06:36.




Depends on how close you are to Amy Winehouse! Then it's kind of a common thing. But the guy who was elbowed and punched by Amy's skinny little arms at Glastonbury last weekend is stoked on the whole thing. Here's his little story:


Karma's A Bitch

Submitted by Eddie on Mon, 06/16/2008 - 03:52.
Karma's A Bitch

Amy Winehouse tortured some little kids over ther weekend with some little popsicles. Wavin' em in front of their faces. Teasing the little guys. Karma got the better of her today though. She mystyeriously collapsed in her house and had to be taken to the doctors. See! Don't f*ck with little kids. Or old people, midgets and retards. Heaven hates that shit! You'll end up like Amy:

"Amy was at home this afternoon when she briefly fainted. Fortunately, her manager's assistant was there to stop her falling."

"She quickly recovered and her father Mitch took her to hospital as a precaution. Doctors are unsure of the cause of the incident and Amy is currently undergoing tests."

Last time she'll pick on the little innocent little folks.

Karma's A BitchKarma's A BitchKarma's A BitchKarma's A BitchKarma's A Bitch

Add A Little Wino To The Pussy

Submitted by Eddie on Wed, 06/11/2008 - 03:17.
Add A Little Wino To The Pussy

Yeeeah: The Pussycat Dolls are eyeing Amy Winehouse.

HolyMoly: I don't know who The Cheeky Girls are but would like to learn, quick.

Absolutepunk: For a little blood, you get Free VIP Passes to Warped Tour.

Socialitelife: Naomi Campbell is drunk.

Seriouslyomg: Lily Allen gets a Double Double.

Dlisted: George Clooney dumped his girlfriend right after she got a boob job.

POTP: Katherine Heigl says pull out!

Popbytes: Jamie Lynn Spears is crying. Waaaaaaaa!

IDWYL: Heather Locklear is drunk or nuts.

 


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