I always knew I'd get another reason to put up a picture of Anna Nicole.
Some chick is suing L'Oreal because she used their hair dye to switch from her natural blonde to brown, and now she thinks her social life is ruined. Actually sorry, she WAS suing L'Oreal. The judge called her a dumb ho and kicked her out of court. But yeah she says ever since she became a brunette nobody will pay attention to her at the bar. It's gotten so bad so she's addicted to antidepressants and sits around and cries all day. She has anxiety attacks and headaches and thinks guys aren't falling all over her because of her hair. She wears a hat everywhere she goes to cover up the brown mess.
Ummm, Ha! Ha! Ha! I want a picture of my new hero.
Anna Nicole's mom Virgie Arthur has insinuted she will fight for partial custody of babyDannielynn. Arthur says she is looking foreword to working with Larry and wants the best for the baby.
DNA test loser Howard K. Stern says he will give Dannielynn to Larry Birkhead and assist in a smooth transition. Stern also said their is a hearing on Friday where they will hammer out the details. Stern, who has hired a top gun lawyer that specializes in suing the media, has said the press has acted maliciously.
Anna Nicole Smith died with a bottle of weight loss supplements next to her bed -- and it wasn't TrimSpa. Smith's dead body layed next to a bottle of Slim-Fast! Anna Nicole also had a pack of Nicorette, tamiflu and some soda, according to TMZ.com. This along from the insane list of drugs in her body. Here's a partial list of the drugs found inside Anna Nicole:
- Trichloroethanol (a sedative and hypnotic)
- Trichloroacetic acid (treatment of warts, including genital warts)
- Diphenhydramine hydrochloride (an antihistimine and sedative)
- Clonazepam (aka Klonopin; used for treating anxiety)
- Diazepam (muscle relaxant, used for treating anxiety, insomnia)
Anna Nicole Smith died from an accidental overdose of perscription pills. Anna took a nice little combnation of anxiety and depression medication ativan, valium, antihistamine and cloralhydrate.The medical examiner said there was no foul play and no sign of illegal drugs. He said Anna was sick the last days of her life. She had a fever about 100 degrees and she couldn't eat. He also said there is no investigation of Howard Stern, who many believe loaded Anna Nicole with pills.
Anna Nicole Smith didn't like feeling sick so she loaded up on pills. But taking some tips from the hangover playbook didn't work so well for the ex-stripper: instead it killed her. The National Enquirer is reporting Anna Nicole died from pneumonia. According to the Enquirer:
Sources very close to the death investigation told The ENQUIRER that the prescription drugs masked the seriousness of her pneumonia. Anna Nicole had previously been hospitalized for pneumonia in the Bahamas after her son died.
Guess methadone really isn't the miracle I always believed.
Anna Nicole Smith's Bahamian oceanfront party palace is on the market for $10 million smackers, says TMZ.com. This is the same home where lovely Anna painted herself as a totally high clown:
