Audrina Patridge had a party of some sort in Vegas this weekend, in case you haven't heard. I really want to go to Vegas. I was supposed to be there this weekend, but a bunch of crap came up and now I'm trapt at home. I was also kind of talked out of it by my friend Jill when she told me the Rehab party looked like "Ed Hardy puked all over the place." So yeah I'm a little bitter.
Today I realized it's not that hard to make the rad report. You just have to have good boobs, be a drug addict, or play good music. That means anyone can make it! Even if you're a boobless untalent you can still become an addict. But I'm making no promises!
Since Audrina Patridge and Lauren Conrad hate each other, and are laying in their bikinis together, obviously the most resonable thing to do is compare their boobies. If you had to pick two boobies so squeeze, or tickle, which two would they be. Audrina's fake ones or LC's real ones. And they have to be on the same girl!
Just to let you know these pictures were titled something like "Audrina Patridge in bikini on set of her new reality show." I've since learned that she is likely shooting Into the Blue 2: The Reef and not a reality show. But you can't trust anything you read on the internet except The Rad Report anyways, so who really knows. Internet fakers!
But yeah, so this is her, supposedly in Maui, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. I still think Audrina has fake boobs even though no one else does. Just trust!
Audrina's pissed! Lauren Conrad's pussy keeps letting pee out all over her carpet and bed. Now Audrina has to lock her bedroom door everytime she leaves because she doesn't trust LC to keep the pee out of her room. Keep the juice in the pussy! And off the floor! Page Six explains:
We hear that Patridge, who is roomies with Conrad, locks the door to her bedroom when she leaves their LA apartment because "she doesn't trust Lauren," according to one source. Not to mention that Patridge "gets really annoyed at Lauren's cats because they pee on her rug and on her bed." A rep for Patridge said, "This is ridiculous. Audrina loves living with Lauren."
Come on Lauren!! It's not that hard to keep your pussy in line! Here's Audrina out of her room and in Fred Segal.
Audrina Patridge's boobs are everywhere! On the internet, and on the internet! They're also under that black dress in a white bra. I think it's a plain white bra: I've studied like it's high school but I suck at studying and can't figure it out. Anyways so Audrina kind of lied herself down the wrong road this week. Which is cool I do it everyday. As long as you keep lying it will all work out! Just lie about lying!
When Audrina's first naked pics came out she said: "I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very trusting of others and I didn't know to protect myself."
Well then Audrina's second set of naked pics came out OK! Magazine discovered this: The necklace Audrina wears in the pictures is from Lia Sophia's Petra collection, which was not even created until 2007, and which was gifted to the 22-year-old at the Video Music Awards in September.
So she's a frequent nude poser! It's cool just accept it. There's nothing wrong with just posing naked. It's not like when you wake up next to some horribly ugly person and you're like ah! That's when you lie! Even to yourself!
Audrina Patridge isn't happy about her naked pictures: “They were intended for my personal use and portfolio only. I never imagined they would come out. I know who it was because she’s the only one who ever had the photos. I was betrayed. I never thought she would do that.”
But we think that's a bunch of crap. People shoot professional naked pictures because, why? It's cool though. Why hate! So why is Audrina really acting not stoked?
