I'm not too big on putting dead people up on site so I decided to put my art skills to use. Talent. So yeah remember when a few guys blew up the club and restaurant in Bali a few years ago? They killed 202 people, mostly surfers, and about 88 of them were Aussies. Pretty much sucked all around.
Well they're finally being punished Bali style. Check this out ---> Whoa.
This is how life would be. I like postcard life! I know I told you earlier I was heading off to the beach but this video sent from my good friend Max is just too rad not to publish.
This is without question the coolest rat on earth. He can get barreled. Not only does he get barreled but he gets stand up barrels everytime. The rats' name is Grommet and he lives with his owner, 14-year-old Boomer, on the North Shore of Oahu. Boomer takes his rat down to Haleiwa Alii Beach Park all the time and pushes him into mini-barrels. And Grommet loves it! From checkin' out the pictures it looks likes Grommet eats it every once and a while but doesn't seem to mind. That last pic he's getting fully shacked!
'Cause now you want me back... I bet you want me back! I woke up this morning dragging. But Heidi Montag'snew singleNo More has me rocking my ass off! As soon as the guy at the beginning who says British Town or some shit came on I was like YES. More! More!
Plus I just realized why I never make it past the first date. I'm a drunk! And that's bad! At least that's what Spencer explains in YO SPENCER! to some chick who passed out and pissed the bed on a date: Wow! This is a situation you do not want to find yourself in. I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she's pissing in bed. It's time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy.
Amy Winehouse rips so hard you can't even use the word rip. There's no word for her rippage. Not only did she blame that ugly face thing on some random never heard of disease, but she got the ugly face thing from putting a cigarette out on her face. Please be my girl!
Anthony Kiedis is speaking like god! Every girlfriend and wife and maybe someday girlfriend really should listen. You're relationship will be so much better. Chili God Speaks:
"The more time I spend in the ocean, the better off I am when I'm around (my son)."
"My goal for the year is to get better at surfing, which I think will make me a better father."
Exactly!! But it's not only better for daddies. If you're boyfriend wants to go surf -- let him! It'll pay off. Trust.
The Street Scene 2007 line up has been announced --- and it's gonna rock your bones. Here ya go: The Killers
Muse
Panic! At the Disco
Arctic Monkeys
Social Distortion
Slightly Stoopid
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Ozomatli
Fair To Midland
Air
Gym Class Heroes
Mute Math
Spoon
Lily Allen is the first girl I've ever heard of who has actually been kicked out of school for giving blow jobs. She must have been reeeeaallly naughty. Not only was Lily giving BJs on campus, but she got caught so many times that the officials kicked her out of school:
"I was doing things with boys that I shouldn't have been doing at such a young age, smoking cigarettes, drinking. I was doing blow-jobs... I don't want to go into it. It was not good."
I'm sure her boyfriend loves that story. Watch the video of the interview here: Lily Allen on cam.
