I have absolutely no idea what's going on here except it involves Hurley, Rob Machado, Bar Refaeli and a statue wearing hot girl things. Rob looks stoked though. I bet Bar and Rob know each other, since Rob and Kelly Slater are like best friends and didn't Bar used to 'date' Slater? Who really knows. But it looks like they're having fun, which is of course the most important thing. And of course Rob surfs for Hurley.
Update! Ok I guess it's the '2008 Hurley Art Chest Silent Auction and Art Show,' whatever that means. Probably cool stuff.
So here's Bar Refaeli vacationing in St. Tropez which seems to have amazing beaches. That's all I really knew about it until about five minutes ago. And also that a lot of rich people go there. Which is exactly the first sentence describing the place in Wikipedia: Saint-Tropez is a commune of the Var département in southern France, located on the French Riviera. Known for its famous and wealthy guests, it is often called the Marbella of France.
So now aside from the amazing beaches and rich famous people who are always hanging out, I know it's often called the Marbella of France. So WTF is Marbella?! Help, please.
Bar Refaeli has supposedly become the new face of Hurley bikinis and little dresses and whatever else Hurley makes. Beenies? I say just use that first shot I have up here as the first ad. How can you beat it!
Dancin' and smokin', what else is there in life??? If she just had a cocktail in the other hand it'd be how I picture heaven. Can't wait to get through those pearly gates!
Sex slavery is not a joke. Unless your sex slaves are Bar Refaeli and Petra Nemcova. Then it's like winning the lottery!
Seriously though, I just learned how bad the sex trade industry actually is. About one million girls age 9-15 are sold every year. And over 17, 500 of them are sold in the U.S. Some people are just dicks! The Somaly Mam Foundation put on the sex slave party last night, attended Bar and Petra. Here's their MySpace page. Friend 'em.
And here's Bar and Petra just being awesome.
All Bar Refaeli wants to do in her time off from wearing bikinis and tiny little underwear is drink booze and get in bed. The perfect girl!
If only it were so...
Bar is boring! In a new interview with
Sports Illustrated she admits she doesn't like to do anything but sleep and do nothing. Boo. Bar sucks. She speaks:
SI: If I didn't have any responsibilities tomorrow morning, I would spend tonight ...
BAR: I would have a good dinner with wine, then go to bed, watch some TV and sleep.
SI:If I were going to a costume party tonight, I would dress as ...
BAR: I usually don't dress as anything. I never have good ideas!
SI: My favorite time to be naked is ...
BAR: In the shower.
SI:My favorite thing to do in the comfort of my own room is ...
BAR: Lay in bed and watch TV.
Here's Bar at the Sport's Illustrated party:
    
I've been laughing my arse off the last hour reading Australian surfing message boards. Funny shit like 'There is not one man on the planet Earth who suffers from premature ejaculation. Plenty of women do though (suffer that is!).'
And "What do you hate about summer?"
i hate bikinis!!!
why you ask, cos its almost impossible to surf when youv got some busty brazilian/dutch/german/french/aussie chick in the water. i can still surf alright but i cant concentrate that 100% when theres such a distraction in the water.
Bar Refaeli proves they don't have to be in the water.
Kelly Slater and Leonardo DiCaprio are two degrees of separation. Their penises have basically touched. Bar Rafaeli and Gisele Bunchen in the battle of the boobs. And legs. Here's both the girls this week; Bar @ the Selmark Lingerie 2008 Spring-Summer show and Gisele playing in the ocean off Miami. So who's the hotter hottie? I'm voting for the Israeli.
Kelly Slater and model Bar Rafaeli got into a fight with a bunch of paparazzi in Israel, the spot Bar said she's never bringing another American. Kelly was visiting Bar, who is currently dating Leonardo DiCaprio, who used to date Kelly's ex Gisele Bundchen, who's fiance was washed into oblivion during the Thailand tsunami. Anyways, Kelly hit some dude:
"A brawl broke out and Slater was taken for questioning and later released," said the police spokesman.
Bar Refaeli actually says chutzpah! The 22-year-old model also says she's not bringing her boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio back home anymore:
''I won't bring anyone famous to Israel because there is a chutzpah here that you won't see anywhere else."
The chutzpah she's taking about is THIS, when Leo's guards beat on some camera guys and actor almost pooped his pants.
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