Yeeeah!: OK, I'm not trying to say drunk driving is good at all. Don't do it, it's expensive. But Lindsay Lohan rules in this video. She totally laughs at this dork saying 'don't drink 'n drive' for a PSA. Oh yeah, EMO sucks.

Dlisted: Kimberly Stewart and Kelly Osbourne are filming an ugly people Simple Life. Actually maybe it's about growing up rock star kids. Whatever, it's produced by Bunim-Murray: the absolute worst company in the world to work for. They slave labor kids.

Wendy Wayrad: Beth Ditto is naked and sexy!

Celeb Warship: Jenna Jameson officially looks like she gave one too many BJs.

A Socialite's Life: Jessica Alba (is hot) thinks she's ugly. Pass me that bong please.

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The real rockers are picking Lily Allen's side in her war of words with Girls Aloud doll Cheryl Tweedy. Huge punk rocker Beth Ditto (whose going nude again!) wants a dick too:

"F**k Girls Aloud. I’d rather be a fat chick with a d**k than an a**hole. It’s hard to feel good when magazines say you’re ugly, so I know how Lily feels."

Then the Kaiser Chiefs lead singer called Tweedy a knobhead:

"Lily doesn’t need surgery and she knows that, really. She is perfect as she is. The thing is, when you start seeing yourself on TV and in the papers and you get snide comments like those from knobheads, you start doubting yourself. It’s really hard not to give a damn. I’ve done it myself when I’ve seen pictures of me."

BTW: This article is basically just an excuse to post a picture of Beth Ditto so enjoy her hottness.

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