Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married on Paul Allen's gigantic yacht, Octopus, in the seas south of France, says Holy Moly. A stewardess on the yacht sold 'em out!
The stewardess blabs and blabs that Brad and Angie will tie the knot "within a month."
The Octopus is the worlds sixth largest yacht. On board is a basketball court, music studio, and TWO helicopter landing pads. Wanna see the beast of a boat? Click HERE.
 Yeah yeah Angelina Jolie is pregnant and the babies want out. But dude: look at Brad Pitt! Those pants have to come standard with a bunch of qualudes in pocket. And a Beegees tape and a business card for Motel 6. 'Cause what else do you want to do when you're wearing plaid pants and your shirts open and you have a hot babe on your arm, even if she's pregnant. Mo-tel!!
 That kid is stoked! Brad Pitt and the fam hit up Mammoth Mountain. Cool to see dad Brad goin off with his kids and not lurkin' in the lobby bar. Teach the kids to rip! Lobby bar comes next.
Shrinkage?
LA is getting nipply. Nipply! Brad Pitt and Angie attend the Critics Choice Awards in their winter wear. Sweat! Sweat!
Am I the only one who thinks this is pretty crazy? Today is Keith Richards, Brad Pitt and Christina Aguilera's birthday. Keith is the coolest, Brad is the prettiest and Xtina is the whoriest. Nipple rings totally qualify as whorey and hot as shit.
Oh yeah, Katie Holmes was also born today, along with Steven Spielberg, DMX, Stone Cold Steve Austin and Leonard Maltin. Remind me to do it with my future wife exactly nine months before today so I make one of these gold printing babies. Is it cool to gold dig baby make? Like, pimp out your future baby?
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Brad Pitt and his Frat boys used to dance in a group called the Dancing Bares. The Dancing Bares would strip down for college girls on their birthday:
"When a girl from one of our sister sororities turned 21, the Bares would put her in a chair and come out butt-naked with pillowcases on their heads and do a choreographed dance for her."
The first thing that popped in my mind was 'daaaaaaaaamn, those chicks should be pimping out those pics!' They'd be rich! But they had no digital cameras back then. There's probably, maybe, one picture, that sucks.
Than I think about what I've done in just the past couple months. And who took the pictures. And realize I'm never ever running for office.
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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie just dropped $2 million on a Banksy piece in London. I didn't even know you could buy 'em. What do they do? Chop out the wall or something? This is the second Banksy auction in the last few months. Last time around the underground artist racked up about $6.5 million in two hours.
Reportedly Brad and Angie beat out Ashley Olsen and Dennis Hopper, among others, for the painting rat. I bet the Hopper can just get Banksy to paint him his own. You know those guys chill and smoke all day and talk crazy talk. Oh yeah, and I have a picture on Banksy. Yeah that's right, I know what he looks like. Maybe one day I'll publish it, but for now, naaaaa.
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Brad Pitt stole my get a gun tatted on my face idea! I was saving it 'till the day before I go to prison, but now I'll just look like a sissy cover boy. Boo Brad, boo.
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Brad Pitt, when asked by Parade if he does charitable good because of baby mommy Angie, snapped he wears his own pants:
"That's idiotic, I do it because I'm a member of the human race. In Africa you see people on the street dying from AIDS, children left without parents. We're all cells of one body, with the same emotions and desires for our families--for a little dignity and a chance for a better life. Let's focus on that! I believe in the founding principles of America. I want to fight for that. I know most Americans feel the same way."
On life before fame:
"I had this sinking feeling as graduation approached. I saw my friends getting jobs. I wasn't ready to settle down. I loved films. They were a portal into different worlds for me, and Missouri wasn't where movies were made. Then it hit me: If they didn't come to me, I'd go to them."
Yeah fuck work!
Bai Ling is probably nuts and on some wacky herbal Chinese hooker tea, but she's claiming Angelina Jolie wants to do it with her:
"I felt this energy between us, when we look at each other there's an energy, an attraction. Her eyes transfer a sexual energy to me that makes her irresistible.
We could have hooked up, but it just wasn't the right time or place. But she told me, 'My heart's open to you.'
I've always thought Brad was the sexiest man on the planet. So now that Brad and Angelina are together, now maybe I could experience both at the same time!"
So will they get with the hooker?
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