Rad Reports on Courtney Love
 Remember when Courtney Love said Kurt Cobain's ashes have been stolen from her bedside? The ashes that were hidden in a pink teddy bear. And Court said "I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me. I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal."
Well those ashes have mystically appeared in the hands of an artist from Australia.
And the artist wants to smoke them with a bunch of weed!!
Wonder how Court feels about that??
So the artist is named Natascha Stelmach and her idea is to set Kurt free, by smoking him in a giant blunt. Smoking Kurt is planned to be the grand finale of a number of 'art' performances all involving acts with the dead.
Freaky??? Uhh, yeah!!
And when Natascha was asked how the ashes of Kurt Cobain fell into her possession she just responded: "That's confidential and kind of magic. They came to me. And I am setting him free.”
This chick sounds fucking crazier then Courtney!!

Courtney Love needs help! Cleaning help. Her house, apparently, is in desperate need of an honest attendant. Court has taken to her MySpace blog in hopes of finding a decent housekeeper. And I understand her effort. It's a bitch finding good help these days! Everybody is thevieries. Back when I lived in my old place, I thought my vodka was evaporating all the time. Wierdest thing. Then I realized my mom was drinking it behind my back. Robbed by your own mom! Anyways here's Cort:
this is wierd but what the fuck
is anyone insanely clean neatfreak near malibu? i need a non thieving non freaky housekeeper
also i need we need a documentarist, someone to document our studio as we go in wedsday, and i have ALOT of work to do til then and i wont just hand this to hbo or bbc 2 or bravo and god forbid not vh1! A DOCUMENATRY NOT A REALITY SHOW. get in touch with jason whp will further put you in touch with jason wienberg at untitled.
i know this is wierd- the agencies suck and im sick of PIGS who steal itts simple as that., so fuck it why not try my space , beats monster . no superfans please. and its very good money. btw the housekeeping part just early hours.
thanks
wierdo mgcee
This may be your chance!
 Everybody's always trash talking the crack. Like it makes your teeth fall out, kills you, blah blah blah. Blah! When was the last time YOU took a ride down the sidewalk in a shopping cart. And not only took a ride down the sidewalk in a cart, but did it with one shoe on while smoking a cigarette. Courtney Love enjoying the summer.

Smoke it
Courtney Love and Pete Doherty have been caught making out. You know you want to be right in the middle of that sweaty mess.
Source
 Squaking Bird
Courtney Love on Amy Winehouse:
“Amy does more drugs than anyone I've known."
And overheard:
"I've been with lots of people when they've taken coke, including stars like Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss. But I've never seen anyone take as much coke as Amy. Even I wasn't that bad."
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Yeeah!: Courtney Love opines on the positive benefits of anorexia.
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Wendy Wayrad: What Nicole Richie looks for in a penis.
Pop on the Pop: Evan Rachel Wood hates it when bloggers call her a whore for doing Marilyn Manson in a music video, and every day.
Celeb Warship: Time flys and Suri Cruise is getting old.

Courtney Love is worse than Yoko. At least Yoko didn't sell all of John's stuff in an auction. Money Honey Love explains:
"My daughter doesn't need to inherit a giant ... bag full of flannel ... shirts. A sweater, a guitar and the lyrics to `Smells Like Teen Spirit'  that's what my daughter gets. And the rest of it we'll just ... sell."
That's not very cool.

Since when did Courtney Love become anorexic? Just kidding about the boobs but you checked 'em out, didn't you.
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Courtney Love spent three months laying in the sun, enjoying the spa, visiting the salon, eating gourmet meals, and getting poolside massages in "luxurious fluffy robes and slippers," at the posh rehab center Beau Monde. Now the rehab clinic -- which only has five guests at a time -- is sueing Love for over $180,000 in unpaid bills. Courtney paid $10,000 up front, and than just kinda skipped out. Guess she forgot.
SOURCE: The Smoking Gun
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