Here's Cheryl Cole in a bikini - oops it just rolls outta my mouth like that. Here's Cheryl in a one piece swimsuit in Spain last weekend with her husband Ashley. They're trying to make things better. Everyone says she has an eating disorder and all this other crap going on ever since she caught him banging girls and paying them to stay quiet. A source, which just sounds like some bitch, says "Cheryl's weight has plummeted. She was a size ten. Now she has to buy size six outfits. 'She looks painfully thin and her appetite seems to have disappeared."
I used to wish that leg tat would disappear, but it's starting to grow on me. And shit growing on you is not always good!
Those crazy Girls Aloud have started traveling around for their brand new tour. Their music annoys me to death but their costumes are always pretty cool. This Friday they are playing one of the biggest arenas in Europe: The O2. They have an amazing headliner. One of America's finest! Mall performers!
Brooke Hogan!!
How the hell did Brookey win the lottery to get this spot?? Are they making fun of her?? It's like, 200 people hate her show, so let's see how 30,000 act!
Who knows maybe she's huge in England. After work it's beer battered fish, soccer, and Brooke Hogan! Freaks.
Here's the girls on their tour and Sarah Harding walking around in Amy Winehouse's stolen and washed clothes.
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Cheryl Cole pulls chicks! Cheryl has overwhelmingly been voted the hottest WAG by a gaggle of online lesbians. About 43% of lesbians surveyed say Cheryl is hotter then Victoria Beckham, Abbey Clancy and a few other Wives and Girlfriends of England's national footy team. I'm not going to argue with lesbians about girls. They know what they want. Boys just get blinded by boobs.
Girls have no chance with Cheryl though. Well I shouldn't say 'no,' there's always a chance. But she's making things up with cheating husband Ashley, according to his mom: “Ash and Cheryl are together, both living at home and are trying their best to get their marriage back on track. I visited them both on Friday and they both seem fine. I love Cheryl like a daughter, but I'm not going to stand here and slate my son. I love them both very much and I am glad they are working it out.”
I say do some chicks first!
Cheryl Cole is frigging skinny! Like, hungry kid on tv that wants change hungry. Not that that's a bad thing, just saying. Ribs are cool! News of the World says she has lost two dress sizes over the last two months:
The sad star, snapped last year with a beaming smile and cracking figure, has dropped two dress sizes since learning Chelsea star husband Ashley Cole, 27, cheated. She now weighs less than seven stone.
And, the weight of seven stones is? Must Brits always use slang? Can. Not. Understand. You. Freaks. Anyways Cheryl's skin still looks lovely. She has the smootest skin. Like chocolate.
And am I the only one who noticed she's not wearing a bra?
Cheryl Cole still isn't wearing her wedding ring two months after she caught her husband cheating on her with a bunch of really young girls. Unprotected sex. And he paid them to keep quiet. And slapped one of their asses so hard his wedding ring left a mark on her bum. Good thing ho's are untrustwworthy! If I was cheating with ANY famous guys wife I'd be like, yeah yeah gimme my money, then hop in a taxi straight to the news people. No shower nothin! I wouldn't even care if I had my shirt. Or shoes. Just a huge grin and dreams of Jamaica.
Reggae!
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